A Little Humor: Fall CLASSES FOR MEN
AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY **October 30th

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.*

**Class 1
**How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
**Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
**The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
**Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
**Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
**Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
**Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
**Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
**After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
**Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
**Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
**Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
**Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum**.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
**Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
**Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
**Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
**Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
**Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
**4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
**Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing**.*
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined*

**Class 12
**How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
**Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
**How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
**Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
**Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.*

*Class 14
**The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
**Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

**Upon completion of any of the above courses,*

*diplomas will be issued to the survivors.*
XOXO, Shelia at 11:54 AM 1 your rant or rave